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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality by not dying."
-Woody Allen

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
-Victor Borge

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
-Ronald Reagan

"Humor is just another defence against the universe."
-Mel Brooks

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
-Mark Twain